allenfuckingbishopman:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

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urhajos:

Mary Aube

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prustens:

does it need saying?

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dandelionchild:

dailyotter:

Otter Pup Rests on a Wotterbed

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eeee

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theanimalblog:

by: i-had-a-life

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• i get walked into in the hall:sorry
• i get knocked and drop my books:sorry
• i get pushed against the wall:sorry
• i get pushed down a couple of stairs:sorry
• i get pushed out the window:sorry
• i get run over by a car:sorry
• i get murdered:sorry

trillgothdad69:

don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless

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nevver:

Sensitive Toothpaste

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